Preliminary notes: The name alone is hilarious, and I delighted in telling DH what it was called. I love spice notes, so this sounds fab. I’m hoping the clove in particular is relatively strong.In bottle: This smells very similar to Jailhouse (they very obviously have the same gingerbread base), but it’s much spicier and has bite to it. I can’t make out any of the spices specifically in the bottle, but it’s strong and a bit dark.On skin: This reminds me of a mainstream perfume I used to have from L’Artisan Parfumeur called Tea for Two, oddly enough. They only really share the spice and gingerbread notes, so I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it is! Tea for Two has a tobacco note that leans a bit ashtray-esque, and obviously, Gingerbread Whorehouse doesn’t have tobacco in it, so it’s a bit smoother and easier to wear. It has a sweet, creamy, frosting-like quality to it as well and is just really sexy. I love this.Verdict: 5 festive cookie bordellos out of 5.
Size Guide
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — a unisex retail fit that runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ |
Measured laid flat: chest width 1″ below the armhole, length from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Unisex sizing follows men’s — for a fitted women’s look, size down one.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed for you when you order — nothing sits in a warehouse. Production takes 2–3 business days, then US delivery in another 3–5.
Order today and it typically arrives Jul 15 – Jul 20.




