Description Poor Noah Grimes! His father disappeared years ago, his mother’s Beyonce tribute act is an unacceptable embarrassment, and his beloved gran is no longer herself. He only has one friend, Harry, and school is… Well, it’s pure hell. Why can’t Noah be normal, like everyone else at school? Maybe if he struck up a romantic relationship with someone – maybe Sophie, who is perfect and lovely – he’d be seen in a different light? But Noah’s plans are derailed when Harry kisses him at a party. That’s when things go from bad to utter chaos. A hilarious and riotous debut from YA author Simon James Green.
Size Guide
Printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — a unisex retail fit that runs true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ | 28″ |
| M | 20″ | 29″ |
| L | 22″ | 30″ |
| XL | 24″ | 31″ |
| 2XL | 26″ | 32″ |
| 3XL | 28″ | 33″ |
Measured laid flat: chest width 1″ below the armhole, length from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Unisex sizing follows men’s — for a fitted women’s look, size down one.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed for you when you order — nothing sits in a warehouse. Production takes 2–3 business days, then US delivery in another 3–5.
Order today and it typically arrives Jul 15 – Jul 20.
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